when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.
she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar
by Tinkblob Sugarwosits January 3, 2011
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Dude, Caesar is a badass! Just dont fuck with him or he will shit down your neck fuck your eyes and call you a nigger! Nigger!
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The dulcet tones emanating from the engorged twat during vigorous stimulation of the thighs and buttocks. These sounds are created when copious amounts of kitty juice run down the vaginal lips and ass, creating a moist, squishy vacuum.
Last night I was giving M'Lady an all-over massage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine ass, and then I heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. It was clamspeak, I tell you!
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"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
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