center ligacrygist

a center ligacrygist focuses on you being the center of attention with your other,for things you did wrong or made up things-they may even make a song about you,they may even wright a periodical about you-they focus on letting be known,these are the most dangerous ligacrygist too watch for

center ligacrygist also see ligacrygist

by regardless devon victory February 22, 2008

Cisternino

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.

This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.

by jewbear21 December 20, 2009

centerpeice

Taking a dump, wiping, then taking another little dump on top of the toliet paper.

Mike: Dude, i just left an awesome centerpeice in your toilet!

Joe: You kno i expect you to flush that, right?

by OG Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

lifestyle center

An outdoor mall, usually featuring very upscale and pricey fashion stores, specialty stores, restaurants, and other trendy places. Can range in size from 10 to 100+ stores. Usually features nice architecture, brick walkways, chic lighting, and water features. Highly popular in upscale suburban/urbane areas in the Sunbelt and increasingly in the Midwest.

Hey, i'm going to check out that new lifestyle center they just built off the highway. They've got an Abercrombie & Fitch and everything!

by acb November 15, 2005

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content

Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O

by ac-dc May 2, 2011

cinderblocks

Noun - One who does not move while engaged in athletic activites. Often mistaken as a robot, e.g. Dominic.

Dominic's name might as well be cinderblocks.

by Lieutenant Panda April 12, 2008

Greenfield Center

A small town located outside of Saratoga Springs, NY. Home of Greenfield Elementary which is a Blue Ribbon school for those of you who don't know. Also home to some of the coolest people I have ever or will ever meet. Birth place of the GFA. Commonly reffered to as Gods Country, The Fields, Heaven on Earth, or The GFA. No matter where you are or how much you have had to drink, it's always a straight shot home.

Me: Are we staying in Greenfield Center tonight?
You: Lets get hammer drunk in Gods Country.

Person #1: Are you going home tonight?
Person #2: Straight shot, Straight shot

by Tyler Best March 4, 2009