Romanian Cigarette

Romanian Cigarette roh-mey-nee-uh n sig-uh-ret

Noun

`. Sexual act. A person's anus is dilated and a lit cigarette is inserted, the anus will then close around the cigarette and the person will then fart, another person will then inhale the fumes through the cigarette.

My husband and I wanted to spice up our anal BDSM play so we tried out the Romanian Cigarette, it really worked!

Sex Sexual Act Cigarette Anus Pain BDSM

by Sandy Snatchflap October 29, 2014

cigarette zombie

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.

Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.

by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009

Cigarette Boner

What somebody has when they forget about ashing their cigarette and it is abnormally shlong.

Dude, look at Jonny's cigarette boner. That stoner better not ash on my couch again.

by Bonerheros August 23, 2010

Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 07, 2020

portuguese cigarette

When you gape someone's asshole and place a lit a cigarette in the void.

Oh, Bruno loves it when his buddy Calvin gives him a portuguese cigarette

by Larsson Peters May 26, 2020

skunk cigarette

A marijuana cigarette

I caught my son Timmy smoking skunk cigarettes!

by the man in the hat December 08, 2019

cigarette dick

The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.

1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.

by Mudbrother October 06, 2015