Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.

Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*

by Jeffafa January 22, 2020

Christian

Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.

Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.

by vgkjf May 27, 2019

Christian

Christian is a boy who leads girls on and doesn't actually go through with the relationships. He is a super hot guy with good style and is actually sweet once you get to know him.

Damn, I'm so confused.. he's such a Christian..

by Tootbooger July 7, 2016

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christian

The biggest trash bot in the world

Christian: Let's go hennn!
Eliza: CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SUCH A TRASH BOT!!!!!

by Someonewhoisbetterthangod December 23, 2019

Christian

Fortnite Fanboy also very gay

Christian plays too much fortnitw

by joker4 September 13, 2020