chobber

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008

Chobo

A person who is really new or bad at computer gaming.

OMG, you are SUCH a chobo!

by Aleosha December 5, 2003

Chobani

Cunt water

She got aroused and let her chobani flow all over my face

by Ted Powell August 20, 2013

chob

A stinky penis or cheesy knob. Otherwise shortened to the phrase 'chob'.

hey dude, take a break and wash your chob. I can smell it from here.

by cheese eater 2000 December 5, 2010

choblar

a deepfried twinkie.

Dude, I just ate a choblar.

by john carroll September 8, 2008

Choblik

When a guy works out for days without showering so's to get very sweaty and smelly. Then finds a hooker, gets a boner, using his cock as a joystick he then proceeds to wipe of the sluts make up with his sweaty balls.

"After my wife left me i got really drunk and chobliked a hooker"

by Richard Thomson August 1, 2007

chobblehock

Conspicuous voracious rapid voluminous mastication of anything normally consumed at a reasonable or gracious pace, inviting the warning "keep hands and feet away"!

Marvin chobblehocked his entire lunch in under a minute. Sally chobblehocked that entire platter of pancakes in just 7 bites, without a fork or syrup. I just watched Maria chobblehock a whole cake by herself!

by isavelives January 17, 2010