The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.
by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

by RankKat July 8, 2021

by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.
Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".
by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,
Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
by Tittywanker August 3, 2023

"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
by T.Tryckster April 8, 2021
