Word Chewing

The process by which a person (usually fat and/or southern) annunciates ones words with a sloppy chomping sound, as if chewing a large mouth full of biscuits and gravy.

CPL Jabba the Hutt: " Hey man, (chomp) you swing (slurp)? "

word chewing. It's a fat thing.

by somedingo June 13, 2010

Chexing

Chat + sexting = Chexing

chat sex

sexting

cybersex
booty caller
sex
masturbation
chat

He: "Do you have big boobs?"

She: "What?!? We just met. I thought you wanted a long-term relationship!"

He: "Do you like it when a man uses his....."

She: "Okay, stop right there. I'm NOT chexing with you tonight!!"

by JaneIam October 15, 2012

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

Chewing the fat

Verb phrase meaning giving oral sex to a man. To give someone a blowjob.

For example:

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.
-is the same as-
Tom was giving head to Eddy.

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.

Margo was chewing the fat with Ryan.

by Whisama February 4, 2017

Chevini

Chevini: (n) /ʃɛˈvi ni/ - A legendary and mythical equine known as the paramount of equine excellence. Characterized by its striking black coat that glistens under the sun as if woven from the night sky itself, Chevini embodies the epitome of beauty, strength, and unyielding loyalty. While often noted for its somewhat stubborn and moody demeanor, a trait that adds to its enigmatic allure, Chevini possesses a heart as vast and deep as the oceans. This heart, brimming with courage and love, enables Chevini to traverse through the fiercest storms, climb the steepest cliffs, and endure the most arduous journeys, all in the name of safeguarding and supporting its chosen companion. In the realm of mythical creatures and legendary beasts, Chevini stands unparalleled, not just for its physical attributes, but for its indomitable spirit that would brave through literal hell for those it holds dear, making it the ultimate symbol of loyalty, beauty, and resilience in the animal kingdom.

Have you seen Chevini over there?
Yes once you have seen him you could never unsee him anymore!

by honeybunnyxoxo February 20, 2024

chewin tha vidky

After a night of drinking with your friends, chewing on the plastic bottle of McCorrmicks Vodka.

I was chewin tha vidky last night.

by gordon1 September 4, 2008