Chan-boon

Verb: To take a simple task and royally fuck it up beyond any and all recognition.

Noun: A complete and total fucking retard.

Boy did he ever Chan-boon that order. The customer only got half his stuff and it was on fire.

Hey Chan-boon, don't you think that radio is a little too close to your bathtu....Whoops! Oh, Chan-boon, you're such an idiot.

by Happy Trader February 8, 2010

Chafe Nutts

1. a douchey retarded guy who thinks he is bad ass even though he can barley bench 85 pounds. it is also a football term for an insanely bad receiver that can not catch worth a shit and thinks he is the best

2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals

oh no i have the chafe nutts

by skeet67 November 10, 2012

Chaffy

Cute, talkative, funny, adventurous

Emily gets chaffy when she drinks white claws

by isaac2000 October 17, 2019

Chan Man

Our Music teacher that hides dead bodies in her closet. She has 10 closets and each of them can hold 15 bodies. she never lets anyone look in the closets. She lives at school because she had pillows and blankets and occasionally you see a mattress.

dang Chan Man really do be a man tho

by clobamacare April 11, 2020

Chaffus

A rash caused by friction by a learning surfer. He thought he heard the word chafe but came up with chaffus.

“Before we go surfing, can you get the stuff that helps me not get chaffus”

by j-pizzle June 27, 2020

Chan's hug

Honey
Caramel
Vanilla
Chocolate
Sugar
Warm
Fuzzy
and
Cuddly

hehe

chan's hug is the best thing that ever exist.

by i miss chan :( August 14, 2020

canface

An older hillbilly white trash woman with one tooth she can open cans with

Hey canface!! can u open my can of beans?

by You know u like it October 11, 2020