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A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.
Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones
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chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move
Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
by Fandangils November 7, 2013
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Musical Chairs

The physical game which inspired Hunger Games, Minecraft Hunger Games, Fortnite, & PUBG, Pixel Gun battle royal, & Apex Legends.
Fortnite: PUBG copied us
Apex Legends: First time?
Musical chairs: *Laughs in hidden*
by ArticEmpire February 20, 2020
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chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down
For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!
by jorgepj September 17, 2008
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Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.
He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.
by Chairsitcity November 25, 2011
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Bitching Chair

"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.
Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?

I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it
by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010
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Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
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