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101st Chairborne

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.
Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"
by Hann1bal January 24, 2010
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chair boarding

The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.

The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.

To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."

Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).

Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")

The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.
"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"

"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"

"Shut up."

"O.K."

"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."

"Fair point, fair point."
by Ian Mckenna May 17, 2005
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chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."
by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008
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Rush Chair Syndrome

A dangerous syndrome that affects Rush Chairman of fraternities, usually leading to extremely weight gain and lack of energy before 5PM.
Man, he's put on 30 pounds this year. Thats one severe case of Rush Chair Syndrome (RCS).
by Diamondtrim Day Flex July 21, 2010
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Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight
by Firecatmew September 7, 2021
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chair nazi

Jack asses who steal your chair when you get up
You damn chair nazi, i was just sitting here
by Inuttei May 22, 2005
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chaima

Crully ass beauty's only call chaima. They have the figure and the looks. If you name is chaima people love to see you slaying.

She got the boobs, booty and all that! They also are very insucure about them selfs, thats the thing that makes them beautyful
“Daaamn look her slaying.. yeah thats chaima”
“Her hair is lit asf.. thats chaima, its all hers”
by Bouchbouchx January 24, 2018
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