A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
by qwoke March 29, 2016
Get the Ben Carsonmug. this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
by dopest mother fucker ever May 25, 2017
Get the carson kingmug. Drummer and one of only two remaining founding members of the rock band AFI, formed in 1991 in Ukiah, California. Brown hair and eyes, tall, extremely attractive.
Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.
Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.
by PaigeLovesIt February 12, 2008
Get the Adam Carsonmug. I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.
by dark soul March 17, 2004
Get the Carson Dalymug. A man that has a hard time keeping his eyes open. Speaking monotone and slow is his forte. Bible thumping as well.
by Bmoran2 January 19, 2016
Get the ben carsonmug. An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.
by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006
Get the Carson Palmermug. Carson is a pretty girl, beautiful without trying to be. she is loyal to a fault and would do anything for people she cares about. she sees the best in everyone, and has a savior complex. she is seen as the therapist friend because she is a great listener, and she is trusted and important to her friends. she doesn't mind being alone, but hates being lonely and is very social. she is shy when you first meet her, but once she gets to know you, she will show you her wild side. she is always up for an adventure, and is very curious. she cares deeply about others and tackles their problems as her own. she doesn't get angry often, but has a sharp tongue that will rip you to shreds if you're in her way or if you hurt her loved ones. although she may seem like a softie, don't underestimate her. her greatest fear is never finding her soulmate. carson is very romantic, and will treat you like you're the most important person in the world if you're lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend. that is, if you treat her right. if you mistreat her, don't expect her to put up with your bs, she'll leave. she is sweet, loving, and wears her heart on her sleeve. she loves nature, especially the water, and is probably a pisces. she has great style, and the prettiest eyes. she is a dreamer. carson loves music, and if you ever want to hear a good song, ask her. she loves like she's never hurt, smiles like she's never cried, and lives like she'll die tomorrow. if you have her, hold on tight.
by SpotifySleeper July 23, 2022
Get the Girl Carsonmug.