Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Chantastic

Chantastic are the things a Chanta does fantasticly which is just about everything / Chantastic issa vibe its a feeling its a way of life / Chantastic is a fantastic Chanta - duh

O my god what a Chantastic night!

Girl you look Chantastic

I love glitter it makes everything and situation Chantastic

by GlitterHighHeels November 22, 2020

Cuntastic

When you're just so fantastic at being a cunt.

It's amazing how cuntastic she can be; when she on her period.

by Rae Schwartz January 24, 2021

Chavtastic

Chavtastic is the word to describe something chavvy usually used in areas like coney hall and Orpington. If someone is doing something chavvy you say ah chavtastic and it puts them in that catagory

Oasis and fags and matching king and queen tattoos is chavtastic behaviour

by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

Cuntastic

When a girls pussy looks and/or tastes good.

Damn girl, your pussy os cuntastic!

by Alek Wright May 21, 2021

Cuntastical

Cuntastical (not cuntastic) but almost

That horses cunt was cuntastic but not entirely cuntastical.

by Danda25 April 11, 2023