Louis capalino method

When you jack off in class with a pair of tweezers. Or just jacking off anywhere with tweezers, either one because your penis is that small your hands would break it off.

Yo he just used the Louis capalino method during our math teacher's lesson. Wow, small penis I guess.

by Randle Buddernubs June 4, 2016

meth capade

When you're searching for meth all night.

Going on a meth capade tonight.

by Meth capade May 24, 2017

Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops

i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here

by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020

Dontavious Capalot

A gay boy named Dontavious who always cappin

Dontavious: Ay man I just fucked a thicc shawty!

Everyone: Dontavious Capalot......

by daosda September 12, 2020

Maximum Capacititty

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold

Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine

by dirtyjokes01 December 9, 2020

Minte capatoooos

"Minte capatooos" is an expression used to show a negative react to something. In english is "capatoooos is lying".

"Hi, i am not gay."
"Minte capatoooos, yesterday i saw you making out with a girl in a gay club."
"MINTE CAPATOOOS!!"

by Gay.for.faiar.but.im.a.female March 21, 2021

Mrs capalot

Mrs capalot is a catty girl usually from a OT city who always gives verbal . She’s a weirdo who is turned on by verbal and always tries moving to guys . She has been rejected many times and uses verbal to hide her true hoeish identity. She is a Thotty ting who always frees it up for zakmanny
However zakmanny is too boujie for her

He calls her afivemax as it reminds her of where she sent her nudes from

Don’t be a mrs capalot as she tries moving to zakmanny all the time

by Mrs capalot February 1, 2022