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Capitalist Society

A society where teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crash the stock market, wipe out half of our 401Ks, take trillions in TARP money, spill oil in the Gulf of Mexico, give themselves billions in bonuses, and pay no taxes
Whiny people on Facebook talking about a Capitalist Society.
by Haute Monkey May 1, 2011
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capitalism

Where when you have money you have power and respect. ^_^ capitalism is America's way of life & society, as communism is China's way of life & society.

Capitalism is the opposite of communism.
"Capitalism is better than communism in the long run. Think about it."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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capitalist pig

A derogatory term used by either commie bastards who don't like to see rich capitalists next to other poor, starving bastards, or dirty anarchists who despise both, the authority of the state and that of the capitalists.
A capitalist pig is probably worse than a commie bastard, and is much worse than a dirty anarchist (who is in fact less dirty than the capitalist pig or commie bastard)
"The capitalist pig buys another diamond ring while children starve in Africa"

"Long live the anarchist Confederation! Long live organization without capitalist pigs or commie bastards!"
by Jonathan Shockley April 1, 2007
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late capitalism

A misnomer given to an economic system where a central bank controls interest rates and promotes inflation. Interest rate signals from private banks are not market-based. Money is unsound.

Features: Declining wages for workers, damage to the manufacturing base, expansion of the government.
A: Late capitalism is making life difficult.
B: Hey, dude, the difficulty has nothing to do with capitalism. The Fed is running a system of unsound money and not letting market forces work.
A: Then, let's end the Fed.
by Rooster Zepheye April 1, 2020
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sexual capitalism

When multiple females are in competition for the same male, each will gradually perform more adventurous sexual acts on him in order to outdo and catch up with one another. This greatly benefits the consumer - the male - and is absolute proof that capitalism is better than communism.
"This sexual capitalism is working out great for me - Cindy swallows now, just because Maria does!"
by Ivana Kakenmee March 27, 2012
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State Capitalism

Origin; late 20th century socialist academia and media.

A catchall euphemism ascribed by apologetic socialists to the destructive economic policy, human rights abuses and totalitarian dictatorship of every failed or remnant Marxist regime. Often employed despite the prohibition of private property, extreme economic intervention by the state, broad based central planning and state domination of all aspects of individual life under those oppressive Marxist dictatorships.
ThE ECoNomy oF tHe SoVieT uNioN WAs StATe CapitAliSm, lIkE cHiNA Is toDay. rEaL cOmMunIsM HaS nEvER bEeN triED.
by Smitty Jim October 12, 2019
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capitalism

Making money off stupid people such as 12 yr olds and women
Kids donating money to already rich gamers -capitalism
by yummysmoothie June 2, 2018
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