Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.

Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.

by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023

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wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023

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Cable

Malaysian slang for someone granted positions due to nepotism or association.
Sometimes used in Bahasa Malay as 'Kabel'

It's no surprised that he made it at such a young age because of cable.

by PickleDilly September 15, 2021

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Cord & Cables

Some doofus on discord who is really active a lot and doesn’t spend much of their time on the bigger and important things.

Oats Torn: LOL look at that idiot on discord all day

Skeltacular: That’s definitely a cord & cables

by NOT cord & cables June 14, 2021

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pinch cable

To take a huge dump. Number 2.

I’m sorry, I need to pinch cable first!

by Dank1chillin August 25, 2021

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Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022

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