Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

Cord & Cables

Some doofus on discord who is really active a lot and doesn’t spend much of their time on the bigger and important things.

Oats Torn: LOL look at that idiot on discord all day

Skeltacular: That’s definitely a cord & cables

by NOT cord & cables June 14, 2021

Walker Cable

Walker Cable the sexiest man alive handsome, sexy, beautiful and gorgeous. Not only does he pull all the females he is even hot enough to burn through steel. Walker Cable is clever, bright, intelligent, and fashionably dressed. Walker can molest anyone he wants because they will submit to his greatness. Walker Cable is the protagonist and the equivalent to Satoru Gojo, yesterday someone asked "Are you the strongest because you're Walker Cable, or walker cable because you're the strongest?" and instead of answering he started mewing. With the agility of Toji and the mind of Todo he can d o whatever he wants.

Oh my god is that The Walker Cable.... *quivering in fear*
YES IT'S HIM!!! *shaking in fear*

by Walker D1 Glazer February 6, 2024

cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.

an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

‘hello everybody my name is markiplier’
‘market plier’

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz January 6, 2024