caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

Chaffi

Chaffi is really a great man.

He will become a futur IA, so he can fight roko's basilisk and defeat it for us.
Chaffi is the only hope for all species on earth.

(In 2117) if Chaffi was not here, i can't eat my Oreo

by Ptitfumeur December 21, 2017

carffice

A car/vehiclethat you work out of and use as an office.

Call me, I will be in my carffice for at least another hour.

by ValerinaJoy August 22, 2018

Caffetamine

Noun. Coffee spiked with Adderall

Let's get this party started! Time to mix up a batch of caffetamine.

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

chaffinch bath

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

by few2020 February 18, 2020

caffeine powder

Cocaine.... it’s cocaine

“How do you not drink coffee in the morning”
“I just use “caffeine powder”

by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020

Caffeist

A name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe after a bike ride, than they did riding there bike for the day

Caffeist is a name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe than They do riding there bike for the day.

Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.

by Turtletoucher23 July 19, 2020