Courtney

Courtney is the most caring and protective person you will ever meet but with that she can play you like a mf she’s pretty as fuck and can get anyone she wants at any time without even having to try she can make you feel special with no feelings at all but also be the biggest simp ever if she’s that into you you can trust her with anything and you don’t have to feel unsafe around her unless you fuck up which you better not fuck up because she can beat anyone’s ass in a heartbeat with no hesitation what so ever she’s also a very good fighter and gets what she wants when she wants it to without having to ask because she’s that good

Person 1: oh my god did you see that fine ass girl walking down the hallway

Person 2: Oh yea bro that’s Courtney

by anonymous January 10, 2022

Courtney

1. Racist.
2. Nigger hater.
3. Bed sheet wearer.
4. White Sambuca drinker.

Person 1: Lets just pop into White Stuff.
Courtney: You can't call a shop that!

by Mahgniklaf October 5, 2010

courtney

used as a verb, the act of being completely useless and void of intelligence

I was a total courtney after drinking those shots of tequila last night

by tostitos January 1, 2015

courtney

Stylish and doesn't need hollywood tape to keep her awesome boobs in her tops! When it's muggy, her hair goes out at the sides!
She's crazy, and her boyfriend normally takes atleast two hours to erect the easiest of tents!

Man, how do your boobs stay in that top....is your name courtney?

That guy is taking an abnormally long time to put up his tent!
Yeah, he's courtney's boyfriend!!!

by Courtneyboobs February 6, 2010

Courtney

Courtney dirty little tramp so dumb shell never get a link pathetic causes arguments every two mins think ur all are but ur not

Someone hi courtney
Courtney wtf is ur problem I hate you

by Dumbdilly April 5, 2018

Courtney

A loud obnoxious moron who can't process anything for more than two seconds

You're being such a courtney it's giving me a migraine

by No_you September 7, 2016

Courtney

A back-stabbing, cruel, slutty whore. She's a terrible friend and very fugly. She betrays you just to be with popular girls who don't like her. She thinks she's cool but really she'd steal a lollipop from a baby. She has chicken legs and is usually the smallest in her class/grade. Just... don't be friends with a courtney.

Person 1: *crying*
Person 2: what happened?
Person 1: she ditched me...
Person 2: let me guess, was her name courtney?
Person 1: how'd you know?

by Myboi53726744 April 9, 2017