Courtneyed

The act of sleeping with a football team, most of your family members and is jealous of latinas with big booties.

Derived from the house of Thomson from the land of serpents in the Middle East.

Can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

-Bro did you hear about that one girl that Courtneyed John and Tony?
-Nah bro I heard about that one girl and a football team
-It's the same girl brooooo!!!

by Therealboywonder September 25, 2016

Courtney

1. Racist.
2. Nigger hater.
3. Bed sheet wearer.
4. White Sambuca drinker.

Person 1: Lets just pop into White Stuff.
Courtney: You can't call a shop that!

by Mahgniklaf October 04, 2010

courtney

used as a verb, the act of being completely useless and void of intelligence

I was a total courtney after drinking those shots of tequila last night

by tostitos January 01, 2015

courtney

Stylish and doesn't need hollywood tape to keep her awesome boobs in her tops! When it's muggy, her hair goes out at the sides!
She's crazy, and her boyfriend normally takes atleast two hours to erect the easiest of tents!

Man, how do your boobs stay in that top....is your name courtney?

That guy is taking an abnormally long time to put up his tent!
Yeah, he's courtney's boyfriend!!!

by Courtneyboobs February 07, 2010

Courtney

Courtney dirty little tramp so dumb shell never get a link pathetic causes arguments every two mins think ur all are but ur not

Someone hi courtney
Courtney wtf is ur problem I hate you

by Dumbdilly March 21, 2018

Courtney

A loud obnoxious moron who can't process anything for more than two seconds

You're being such a courtney it's giving me a migraine

by No_you February 19, 2016

Courtney

A back-stabbing, cruel, slutty whore. She's a terrible friend and very fugly. She betrays you just to be with popular girls who don't like her. She thinks she's cool but really she'd steal a lollipop from a baby. She has chicken legs and is usually the smallest in her class/grade. Just... don't be friends with a courtney.

Person 1: *crying*
Person 2: what happened?
Person 1: she ditched me...
Person 2: let me guess, was her name courtney?
Person 1: how'd you know?

by Myboi53726744 April 10, 2017