Chili chode 

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

Chili chode by Geve August 19, 2013

Chili-Scooping 

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

Chili-Scooping by tandell September 6, 2013

chili in the crockpot 

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

chili in the crockpot by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014

chili shot 

When a person excretes diarrhea in someone's anal cavity

I gave my girl a chili shot last night.

chili shot by Phillup Jeffery June 16, 2016

Chili To Go 

A random solicitation from a dirty and unkempt prostitute that is an offer for sexual services.

"Hey good lookin, you want some of this Chili to Go?"

Chili To Go by Chopper395 February 2, 2017

Chili Cook-Off 

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.

Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off

Chili Cook-Off by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 6, 2017

Chili dogged

When your partner eats chili fries and then you face fuck her until she pukes all over you.

My fiancé chili dogged me last night. It was pretty gross , but you know I kind of liked it 😆

Chili dogged by Phat Dogg June 6, 2018