Callan

Amazing guy with lots of flammable gas an an obsession with fire. Unnaturally amazing fluffy hair and vibrant green eyes, this dude is a gem to know

I love my amazing boyfriend Callan

by DuckLiverYumYum June 16, 2023

calamafuck

A term used by the rap artist Mike areender, A.K.A. killer Mike, in the song "holy calamafuck"

Can also be used to describe a situation where multiple things are going wrong

"Well that's just a total calamafuck"

by hazsypugfluff April 26, 2023

Holla Calla

The Holla Calla is the point man that calls out the holla.

Holla Calla: "HOOOLLAAAAA WOOOO!!! HOOOLAAAAAA WOOOO!!!"
Ho #1: "Who is that?"
Ho #2: "Oh that is just the holla calla girl. Be sure to holla back now!"
Ho #1/Ho #2/Holla Calla: "HOOLAAA!!"

by DasBooter July 29, 2013

a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Harry Callahan

The act of having someone kick your ass so you can blame your ass beating on someone else

Jessie Smollett just got busted pulling a Harry Callahan.

Tony and Vito made $50 bucks each to Harry Callahan some loser

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019