Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.

I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.

by Mkwanky January 5, 2020

Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

Burrito Miscarriage

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.

My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.

by derpaholic November 21, 2010

burrito fist

this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.

I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.

by bricksprickley September 8, 2007

Burrito Party

The act of having homosexual conduct during or after band practice.

"Alex and I are having a BURRITO PARTY tonight."

by Not The David January 9, 2013