The Bryson

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.

OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?

Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.

by Darth_Vader1994 November 02, 2023

Allyssa Bryson

She’s a kind hearted person that has the best Dora voice impression and is in love with zendaya

Hey have you seen Allyssa Brysons new tik tok?

Yeah she is so great at her thirst traps!!

by skybrushsk July 27, 2022

bryson lame

L rizz all around

“bro you got W rizz?”
“no my name is bryson lame”

by rhueueurjtnrj February 02, 2023

Bryson Bartnicki

Very smelly, and fugly. Is secretly gay. Defiantly down bad.
Owen thinks he's hot.

He smells like a Bryson Bartnicki

by owen is daddy baddie December 07, 2021

bryson clayton

he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet! bestest ever x infinity and beyond! also THE cutest boy everrrrr! you da best!:)

wow is that THE bryson clayton the third?

by bdijsiejwbwlaosoalenbeisbrvusj May 03, 2021

bryson clayton

cutest boy in the world

bryson clayton is the best

by bdijsiejwbwlaosoalenbeisbrvusj May 03, 2021

Bryson P

that one pussy who is changing my life.

"look at that nga bryson p."

"omg ik hes like totally changing my life, its tubular."

by buttbums June 21, 2022