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Pocket Broccoli

I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”
by Heartmilker September 24, 2023
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Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
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Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree
fgfhffadmklfgh broccoli
by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024
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financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.
Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.
by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024
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Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
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Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
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Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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