Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs

“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”

by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017

Brian

A prick who'll steal your memes

I just posted a meme a couple days ago, but then Brian steals it!

by PotatoCreator January 14, 2018

Brian

A fucking bitch ass motherfucker. Likes all the dicks, and also loves to peg.

Kyle: That guy is such a bitch ass, his name is probably Brian.

by Cowmolester86 June 1, 2018

brian

A all time cool kid that will invite you to his discord server

Jamyan: can I discord

Brian: IDK

by Larriesa June 17, 2018

Brian

A Person (Mostly a male) who is kind hearted, sweet, fit, tech savvy, who most of the time have a oddly below average penis size but still can get any girl he wants

Brian is such a fuck boy ~ Alijah

Brian has a little dick but I still fucked him ~ Amber

Brian is such a cute guy that is a man hoe but I can’t blame him ~ Kareeny

by Elijah Estavez <3 July 19, 2018

Brian

Brian is an extremely tall guy and pretty skinny. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and is pretty athletic. Almost every girl find's him cute. He is almost always wearing striped shirts. He is very generous, honest, and sincere. Although Brian pretends to be innocent, he laughs at all dirty jokes and is a master of that's what she said. He sometimes REEEEEEEEEEEEEs too hard and makes the lunch teachers stare at your table. A pretty epic guy to have on your side.

Brian was part of the big gay until I started dating his boyfriend.

by YESDADDY13 October 6, 2018

Brian

The smartest and most charming boy you would ever meet and has 1000000 girlfriends.

He is called Brian

by Mr Muthu Raja January 27, 2019