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broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them
whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience
by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023
mugGet the broccoli facemug.

Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree
fgfhffadmklfgh broccoli
by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024
mugGet the Broccolimug.

Broccoli

Broccoli is the worst thing ever, it's disgusting AF.
by wolfybear713 April 19, 2022
mugGet the Broccolimug.

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
mugGet the Gone broccolimug.

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
mugGet the Broccoli logicmug.

Broccoli

Crazy dude, live life to the fullest, probably called burt and the best guy in ur friendship group
Dude burt was such a broccoli
by Bigjohn12 September 22, 2020
mugGet the Broccolimug.

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