Boobed

Getting so distracted by a girl's breasts as you're talking to her that you cannot focus on the conversation, and take sneak peeks every time she looks away from you.

Dude, I was totally boobed when she was talking about her classes being so difficult this year, and acted like a complete jerk, saying okay repeatedly!

by urban.dick September 18, 2011

boobens

Boobens is the term used exclusively by the most 1337 of 1337 people when speaking about breasts.

Mat and Cass are da masters of da b00bens!
Mat has t0it man-b00bens, Cass has 1337 fuX0r-w0r7hy b00bens.

by Mat Grant & Cass McKenna July 15, 2004

Booter

An online tool used to perform DDoS attacks or stress tests.

I used NovalyTech's free booter to ddos my network!

by NovalyTech.com January 20, 2015

fruit booter

a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.

quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.

answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)

All fruitbooters are also badass.

by Jake Rukusman April 7, 2004

Fruit Booter

A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms.

Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?

Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".

by AARC51 October 12, 2006

fruit booter

A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.

Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."

Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."

Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"

Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"

(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)

by Michael is March 25, 2007

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010