by GassedTomato November 9, 2019
Get the Hi I’m Bongo mug.Joey: Can we have sex while you stare deeply into my eyes?
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Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
by lilacburn October 22, 2025
Get the Bing Bang Bongo mug.(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.
Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
Get the Bouncing Bongos mug.Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
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Get the club bongo international mug.When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
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