bongoes

Similar in meaning to "good", but has the connotation that whatever is being described could be radical, extreme or unexpected. Can alternatively be spelt "bongos".

See also: bongoeman, bongify, beats the drums

"Check it out, this is bongoes!"
"Did you go to the party yesterday? It was absolutely bongoes!"

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.

'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.

by Left Foot March 7, 2012

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

Bongo

I am got shit with my bongo!

Bongo is half cashed not half full.

by Redbudz September 22, 2025