Botch

A name you call your friends, s/o, family, or coworkers. It can also be used in every sentence before or after.

Ex. "Botch did you see that" or "botch is so hot" or "can you hand me the water botch"

by yougayakazimoungay April 17, 2022

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011

Alex boettcher

The literal god of everything we know. Will kill you if you upset him because he has power, if you don’t worship him your cursed.

Alex is amazing

Jimmothy: Alex boettcher is dum.
L
Alex follower named Max: kill your self u prat.

by DONKEY_HEAD February 28, 2020

Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.

“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”

by 3leggreg May 16, 2020

botox botch

a bad looking botox job

That was a bad picture of Joan. She definitely had a botox botch.

by Oxicron August 21, 2020

boondock botch

When a thick midwestern or southern dialect impedes one’s ability to accurately pronounce seemingly common words, but more specifically names of people and places.

Forgive me if a Boondock Botch your names, but you know who you are so please come up to receive your award.

by 4shl3y July 6, 2022

Betch Bag

A betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. It is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. It is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.

I called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn't talking to me anymore.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 22, 2008