Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 18, 2023
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leaf blower

when you smoke weed and right after you give someone a blowjob
Bro you fuck with leaf blowers

damn she’s sick! is she a leaf blower
by brie12031 May 07, 2018
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Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.
"You see that accident? It's a blower.''
by tirtle October 26, 2019
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Bush Blower

The act of doing oral on someone who has long pubic hair
"Shit man, I never knew Ryan was such a Bush Blower! "

"I'd never be a bush blower, it's naked or pass for me."
by Pphptcr55 December 27, 2019
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Cincinnati Leaf Blower

During the act of receiving head from a female, you throw a blanket over her body and trap her with your legs while farting on her head.
Yo Bro! I just gave my girlfriend’s mom the smelliest Cincinnati Leaf Blower
by Jeremy Fartburner June 01, 2025
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