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bloaded

Adjective: Obscenely wealthy and obnoxious in showing it. A hybrid of the words "bloated" and "loaded". Someone who overtly peels through several hundred-dollar bills when paying a modest check or who shows off by tipping the valet $20. Someone with sunglasses, watch, handbag, luggage all clearly branded with top of the line designers or who casually drops lines like "so I was driving my Lamborghini in Beverly Hills the other day."
That guy is so bloaded he probably wipes his ass with cashmere toilet paper. She is so bloaded she swaps out her Louis Vuitton handbag for a new one every month.
by Amy Wolf October 2, 2008
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bladdle

adj. explosively laddle
That toepen match was bladdle!
by Jabs March 24, 2005
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reverse blade

A type of katana, in which the sharpened side is on the inner curve as opposed to the original construction of a katana, where the sharp side is on the outer curve. That way, when battling, your opponent becomes incapacitated other than cut, lowering a risk of death. Fans of Ruroni Kenshin may have heard of it.
It is also known as the Sakabatou or the Sakaba
by Lunar6 January 6, 2005
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Wank Bladder

The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.

7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"

Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
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dirty blade

A Dirty Blade is when your girl has got the heaviest flow going on, but you still want to eat something, so you munch on her ass instead.
Smith - oi man, I was so horny last night I had to dirty blade my woman.

John - yeah right on my nigga
by Spasticfaggot January 16, 2017
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The Last Blade

2D fighting game by SNK, made for Neo Geo
"Another fucking n00b talking about Tekken. That fuck needs to get a real fighting game, like King of The Fighterss, Samurai Showdown or The Last Blade"
by Ginger Gouki January 6, 2004
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blades

18" or larger chrome rims that have three propeller like portions; 'choppers'
"Them blades was choppni up tha block"
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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