A player who playes for Real Madrid and scores only tap ins. His brainless fans say he is a midfielder but in reality he is a shadow striker as he camps in the opposition penalty box for 90 minutes to score tap ins. He can neither control the game like a real midfielder nor does he have the technical ability to be silky smooth on the ball yet Madridistas have the audacity to compare him to a real midfielder like Pedri. The only reason he is compared to pure midfielders like Pedri is because of Madrid and English PR.
person 1: bellingham just scored another winner which helped madrid scrape a 2-1 win
person 2: it was a tapin bro he will never be as good as pedri
person 2: it was a tapin bro he will never be as good as pedri
by badakutta February 16, 2024
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