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Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.
I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.
by Dogs anal July 1, 2017
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Horse Beagling

Verb:

To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.
"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."

"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
by nowimboard August 7, 2008
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bagagge

o wait yes i can
by oik December 10, 2003
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beggar

A term used to describe someone who is for the most part begging. However, this is used loosely. for example someone who is complaining a lot is begging. If you are playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour '07 and you are putting with reckless abandon, "that's beggar." If you are hating a player or the game in any sport or game, "that's beggar." Basically, any act or state of mediocrity exhibited by a person, place or thing. Additionally, the term can be used to reference a person exhibiting bitch-like behavior.
"dude, you're beggin' hard right now."

"man, that putt was beggar."

"my goalie is beggar, that goal was so weak"

"dude, you're game is beggar tonight, chicks won't even talk to you"

"wow, this party is beggin hard"

"woah that shirt is beggar"
by DEPkevinMN April 27, 2008
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beagle

When your voice suddenly goes high pitched unintentionally, often during puberty.
That was an embarrassing beagle you just did there!
by Daladah February 23, 2011
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Beagle 2

by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004
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Beggar's Canyon

A deep and penetrating insertion of spandex into the buttocks, often seen during professional football games. Named after the desolate geographic formation referred to by Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: A New Hope.
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Beggar's Canyon on Rocky Bernard at last night's game?

Guy 2: Yeah man you coulda fit two T-16 Skyhoppers and a squad of podracers through that thing.
by Definitorg March 13, 2012
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