Proverbial Banjo

1)A person suspected of sleeping with a close relative

2) a white trash person possibly dating their cousin

ol man jerry looks like he's playing the proverbial banjo with his wife Eunice, they look like they can be related.

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023

Banjo Strumming

1.) The act of eating a girl out

2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off

Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.

2. Go strum a banjo asshole.

by Death is fun August 20, 2022

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025

banjo titties

Large flat breasts that resemble the resonator head of a banjo...

"That chick has a really

nice ass....Too bad she has banjo titties and a butter face."

by Definitelyjim March 13, 2022

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022