Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 1, 2019

carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012

Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

pizza bagel

A combination of both an Italian and a Jew. When combined, the two equal one word, BRILLIANT!

Pizza Bagel Brilliant!

by pbb May 10, 2007

fuckin bagel

What you say during lunch out loud for no reason.

"Have a lot of homeowrk today?"
"FUCKIN BAGELS."

by Kingsplayer2 February 4, 2009

leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014