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badgerbadgerbadger.com, a website that popped up a couple years ago. Funny and addictive...

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Agh! Its a Snake, oh a snake....

by schu May 1, 2005

Fadge Badger

One who's vagina has a forest of pubic hairs.

She has a proper fadge badger. I needed a trim & hedge to clear her pubes

by Adz November 21, 2003

whore badge

Women with tattoo on her lower back. Also referred to as tramp stamp.

Look there goes a whore badge

by Frans Laan May 1, 2007

Carmelized Badger

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.

After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.

by cueprod November 2, 2010

get the badge anyway

A Term of contempt for a situation, when other people are trying to fuck you over.

"To get the badge" is defined as regardless of what others are trying to do to screw you, you will still get credit and reward despite them being jealous and petty jackholes.

Often used when someone turns on you because of chronic bitch dependency.

Timmy: "How dare you talk to her that way! She is a woman, and I am a sad and lonely pathetic guy trying to have cyber sex with this chick who is probably going to turn out to be a dockworker! Apologize so that I can get laid or I am kicking you from my team!"

Tommy: "Whatever Bitch, I'll get the badge anyway."

by MortisNai March 9, 2008

To badger

To pester an individual, especially when they are engaged in another activity

Quit badgering me, I'm trying to work here.

by Yamikei May 22, 2005

123 Badger Skadoo

A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.

I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.

by Richard™ February 20, 2007