Book hang-o-ver (hang-oh-ver)
noun
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading
noun
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading
by Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat June 8, 2014
Get the Book hangover mug.A sadistic "project" given to students by teachers in the hope that they will learn something from it. Although students are expected to work on these reports for long periods of time, they can usually be completed in one day with help from spark notes, wikipedia, or other websites.
"Hey Dylan did you start your book report yet?"
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
by Fastorian June 19, 2008
Get the book report mug.Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.
Bob: I can't wait for vacation!
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
by BonelessJohn February 17, 2021
Get the Book Report mug.A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.
friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover
by paizongirl98 June 19, 2014
Get the book lover mug.Omar: "What are you doing?"
Gary: "Oh not too much, just trying to defuse this bomb before it blows up and kills thousands of people. You know."
Omar: "Well you'd better book it. There are only 30 seconds left on the timer."
Gary: "What? Oh yeah, I guess you're right. Well I'd better hurry the fuck up then."
Gary: "Oh not too much, just trying to defuse this bomb before it blows up and kills thousands of people. You know."
Omar: "Well you'd better book it. There are only 30 seconds left on the timer."
Gary: "What? Oh yeah, I guess you're right. Well I'd better hurry the fuck up then."
by Nick D May 28, 2004
Get the book it mug.short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.
Mark Warner is a total book jerker.
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
by fisherstaples October 19, 2009
Get the Book Jerker mug.A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
by benthrer March 23, 2008
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