barstool bro

A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)

Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"

by kguz April 20, 2017

Barse lover

A fake bus enthusiast in Singapore whom are fake enthusiasts making love to the tailpipe of a Singapore bus.

Edmund & Arthur loves being the new generation of barse lover

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Huggy Bears of Doom

An extremely awesome group of people who are really good at acting stupid and looking cool all at the same time. This is probably the most exclusive team there is, and abnormally hard to be accepted into them.

OMG dude, I wanna be part of the Huggy Bears of Doom sooooooo bad, but they'll never accept me.... I'm just not cool enough.

by Jelly Waffle July 19, 2010

Rusty Barstool

Having sex with a woman where she is on top when she's on her period.

She was on top of me last night and left me with a Rusty Barstool.

by Oneballbobby September 3, 2010

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

barseman

Another Word For BossMan

"Yo look at him, He's A Barseman"
"Skeen, hes Barsey"
"Blood, what you on? manz a Barseman!"

by Mark01don January 5, 2008

spit some bars

aka spitting bars; another way of saying rapping or asking a person to rap battle.

John:"yo ro's a bitch"
Ro:"oh yea, wanna spit some bars"
John:"yo check it, you a bitch, I put you in a ditch, your a pussy and your mom smells like badussy"
Ro: "True"

by that midnight black nigga December 15, 2011