Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255

person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!

by missing bike January 25, 2024

Bicycle

You sit on some
Thing and turn it what causes it to move. (Lowkey kinda gay)

I rode my bicycle to school

by By circle July 17, 2021

Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly-used word in which includes a large, colossal, monstrous tank, with spiky objects around its green tires that sheds trees within a second. According to scientists, it includes two, long swords at its back... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all.

Kid: Mama, look, what's that?
31-year-old woman: RUN, IT'S A BICYCLE.

by anonymous July 22, 2023

bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels

i just rode my bicycle 10 miles

by Lane-Games October 4, 2020

Romanian Bicycle

When two different males place their erect penises in another males gaged ears

Hey! I heard Skylar had a Romanian Bicycle ran on him!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Bicycle bitch

A woman that's so skinny that she doesn't have an ass. Men say that when they hit it from behind, her ass feels like wood.

Afroman: "Why have a skinny bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?"

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Berlin Bicycle

A sex act a man in a David Hasselhoff mask throwing frozen jizz bricks while the song "jump in my car" plays. Winner is whoever catches the most bricks with hands in pockets. Winner has sex with Hasselhoff on a bicycle but must scream "Mr.Gorbchev tear down that wall!" upon completion. Clothes discouraged.

"Me and the lads are going to ride the Berlin Bicycle later, you in?" "No, I still can't taste anything but salt from the last time."

by AlsoNotADoctor November 3, 2021