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rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
by Little Nerd May 6, 2006
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Bananas

A yellow fruit grown in tropical climates which is shaped oddly like mans penis, which is why it is often used by health teachers to demonstrate proper use of a condom.
Bananas: nom nom nom nom
by Don_Leno November 2, 2008
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Smooth Bananas

a word to descride something Wicked cool, retardly awesome, or to be use as a word of agreement.
1.) A: Hey L wanna go to the Gord
L: Sounds like smooth bananas to me


2.) B: Dude i totally got L4D last night
L: Smooth Bananas
by ciaobelle April 17, 2009
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M50 bananas

Expression used to confuse people, and make them check urban dictionary for the definition.
you are the best example.
you just found M50 bananas.
by Woji October 25, 2018
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nutso bananas

(adj.) used to describe something amazing or unexpected. An unbelievable occurrence or event.
"I can't believe how nutso bananas that workout was, I'm feeling the burn all over".
by APCF January 21, 2023
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Flounder and Bananas

When Blake is molestered by a group of priests.
Priest: Can you believe the flounder and bananas we put on blake after the sermon?
Other Priest: We peeled that little shit.
by ThisIsCrazyBird August 4, 2014
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Peaches and Bananas

Like Apples and Oranges, but with Humans...... as noms
Human 1: Why would it be weird if you're straight male friend grabbed your gay female friends' butt, but it wasn't weird when your gay male friend T-Ed just grabbed your straight female friends' tits and screaming "HeeeeeyyyyyAiimmmeeeeWaaasssupGurrrl!!!" at the party?

Human2: Got me. Peaches and Bananas bruh...
by Mr. Mets March 2, 2020
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