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Backup Simp

Similar to a male cuckold, but in this case they're even lower than that.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
>Oh I had a date with this girl I just met and it was so enjoyable for both of us, I tried to be as nice as possible
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.

Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
by neryns August 18, 2021
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backup potato

A potato for use when all other potatoes are not an option.
I know you have a backup potato. Everyone does.
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Backup Magazine

An item from risk of rain 2 which grants the holder 1 extra charge (+1 per stack) of their secondary, or "M2" skill.
I used a backup magazine to stack my secondary ability.
by footstinky2 November 26, 2023
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Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
by Horse Peener December 1, 2023
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Backup

All of the past partners a person had.
Arianna has the biggest backup I’ve ever seen for a woman.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse June 30, 2024
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backup pickle

backup pickle (n.): A pickle for when your primary pickle fails.
Jeffrey's lunch at the deli was almost ruined when the customer before him ordered the last pickle, but fortunately Jeffrey had his backup pickle handy.
by nebyoolae November 8, 2024
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backup crush

Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.
Ralph is my crush but if he rejects me I just go to Mason who is my backup crush
by anonymous December 7, 2024
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