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pernicious assistance

Help provided against the will of the provider and/or recipient
The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
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Assistants

1. Plural of assistant.

2. In the context of AI, a prompt is made to assist developers or scripters where they are made to change a few words for a different context for comedy, variety, or both.
1. My assistants helped me with my work.

2. I created assistants to convert words with e to words without e but still make sense.
by Pixel_Representation December 2, 2023
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.
She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.
by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017
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Aim Assist

An Excuse PC Players Use To Say Why They Died When They Have Ten Fingers While Console Players Have 4, 240+ FPS And Scripts That Allow Them To Do Things You Would Not Normally Be Able To Do
Oh Man I Hate Aim Assist, It Needs To Be Removed
by Budget Fortnite Dalek May 10, 2022
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Assistant Chief

Assistant chief usually serves the cheif and deputy chief of their fire department most small departments have two assistant chiefs and they will take command on the scene if the cheif or deputy chief are not on scene
Fire chief: go talk to my assistant chief I'm busy at the moment.
Civilian: ok thanks for directing me to someone.
by NFD-42j7_sam_ray April 4, 2018
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Gravity Assist

1. Using a gravity of a planet to travel faster in space
2. A tactic to defecate your excrement out of your butt when it stucks inside your anus (which cause gas or any uneasiness to your excretory system/intestines). By leaning on the toilet bowl lid while sitting, your excrement inside your anus will rush down and come out of your rectum due to the Earth gravity.
Gravity Assist will help you defecate easily.
by Shiine-1 July 7, 2022
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