asshat

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

by Et tu, Spongebob? December 14, 2008

Asshat

To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshattery

When a shat comes from a ass

loog out flying asshattery!!

by Cangh Jui May 17, 2003

asshat

Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.

Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.

by Diego Jones September 21, 2008

asshattery

a large collection or following of asshats.

That poor girl is such an asshat magnet, she's starting a asshattery.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshat

A term of endearment from one MAAN to another.

That asshat Magoo just TOWed me for the fifth time this round!

by KwikAg February 22, 2008