Mother fucking ashton kutcher, the guy that became instant dad because he is with demi moore who is a 40 something year old MILF that's still pretty OK looking.
by RandomScaper July 11, 2009

person 1: you know ashton rainwater?
Person 2: yeah son, that dude be posting some real nigga shit on twitter
Person 2: yeah son, that dude be posting some real nigga shit on twitter
by Coolie High Fooly November 30, 2011

by Coach Bussy February 25, 2022

A man with the sexiest badly and a great lacrosse player gets bitches everyday and fucks goes all the time
by Ashton enlow May 11, 2018

ashley & ashton are in love no mattter what they say there are a cute couple even tho they dont know it
they will always be high school sweet hearts
and some day they will have some bratty kids but they will still love them
and then they DIE
they will always be high school sweet hearts
and some day they will have some bratty kids but they will still love them
and then they DIE
by ahsley and ashton November 28, 2018

Two distant strangers that met over time and fell madly in love with one another and can't live life without each other.
Collin and Ashton met at a dart tournament and their future was forever written for them to be together
by Thuglove June 19, 2017

by Haaiiansbd April 2, 2019
