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Alyssa

The most wonderful, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Everyone loves her. Everyone needs to have an Alyssa. If you don’t think so then you’re a ruby.
Alyssa is awesome
by Alyssalover69 October 20, 2020
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Alyssa big Milkers, Very WIFE.
by Milker Lover 4 October 21, 2020
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If a girls name is Alyssa you should be friends with her she is very kind. Most of the time she will have long brown beautiful hair. She also has glasses and she is VERY funny. She also loves to do TikTok dances.

Made by Emerson
Person: who is that
Me: ALYSSA!!
Person: Wow she is pretty.
by Emerson Johnson October 8, 2020
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A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin
“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin
by danica420420 October 12, 2020
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Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
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The hottest girl with the fattest ass
Alyssa has that fatty
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Alyssa is a beautiful girl. If you know an Alyssa, tell her you love her or love being her friend. She always smiles and she is smart and active. She is pretty and wants to be the center of attention (and always is). She has an awesome, cute sense of fashion. She loves to sew and she says what is on her mind without a struggle. She has long brown hair, wavy, streaming down her back, and she is a dancer.
Friend 1: "Is that Alyssa?"
Friend 2: "I think it is."
Alyssa: "Hey, girls! I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you."
Friend 1 to friend 2: "she seems SO nice!"
by CharmingAndGraceful October 20, 2019
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