Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

by HopSing May 17, 2008

Alaska-Hot

When someone who is mediocre looking is perceived as hot due to the relative lack of attractive people around them

Person1: "Dude, I don't how Sarah Palin won a beauty contest, she's just OK looking"
Person2: "Yea well I guess she's Alaska-Hot

by GCP141 October 21, 2008

alaskin fireball

while having sex, ignite your female partners pubical hair on fire then ejaculate all over it to let the fire out

Brendan alaskin fireballed 10 times in 1 day

by jewenig238446 January 5, 2012

alaskan turnpike

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.

my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

Alaskan Pipe Bomb

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt

kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb

by splo0gier April 17, 2011

alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though

The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.

by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008

Alaskank

a sluty, nasty, fealthy female that resides in the state of Alaska.

Shew!!!, did you smell that Alaskank, as she walked by??

by Paul Lunsford March 29, 2004