bloxwich academy

By far the shittest school in Walsall. Teachers are wankers, lessons are dead af and drug use is allowed.

Everyone who goes here are tramps and will go nowhere in life.

Bloxwich academy, the least improved school in the country.

by Walsall dickheads December 11, 2019

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bay academy

usually called “gay academy” or “gay afagemy” this school contains a lot of retarded russian boys and white girls who try too hard to look cute. this school of filled with roaches, bed bugs, and lice because of those sixth graders that don’t know what a shower is. in the bathrooms you usually see some kids using a wax pen or smoking a mylé or juul in the girls bathroom, but in the boys bathroom you see episode 6 of russian gangbang, these kids are ode weird.

Sixth graders: their ok, we were all them once. but when they try to act relevant and think they have an ass they have to be sent to africa
Seventh graders: most of them valid, but those “quirky” girls need to be fucking smacked
Eighth graders: 99/100 are valid, except those annoying ugly ass bitches who think they relevant bc their a senior. their fights are the ode funny, sometimes 6 fights a day. those fights get outta hand real quick at lunch. cough cough sorry mrs.de’agusta (or however you spell her name)

Madison kid: Yo you went to gay academy right?
Goldstein: yep

Mark Twain kid: oh my gosh xD i forgot to do my homework 😣 lolz it’s okay my classmates will think i’m kewl >:)

Bay academy kid: yeaaaa so basically my dog ate viagra and shit on my homework my bad tho. i’ll hand it in tmrw aii?

by i’m sorry mrs jackson December 21, 2019

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royal docks academy

Royal Docks Academy. One of the shittest schools in Newham. Everyone in the school are slags and only year 11's are rated. Even the teachers are moving because of how shit it is!

"ROYAL DOCKS ACADEMY IS SHIT"

by SuckMe! December 17, 2018

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Air Academy High School

Air Academy High School (AAHS) is located on the Air Force base in Colorado Springs. The #4 rated best public school in colorado springs full of inconsiderate rich pricks, all predominately white. The students drive G-Wagins, Mercedes, Jeeps, and Mustangs when teachers drive KIAs. This school has too much school spirt. Staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present ID to heavily armed MPs simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. 49% of people walk in late with dutch, 49% are nicotine addicts, making the other 2% black people, who insist on making large swarms & having "hoorahs" in the hallway, constantly shouting things such as "Aye" "Nigguh" & "Young Money" while holding up the famous gang sign. The only successful "sports teams" are band and boys soccer. On a foggy morning it looks like fucking Silent Hill. The mascot is a fictional bird called a "Kadet" (pronounced: fucking retarded), a miserable spin-off of the Cadets that attend the College on the same base. Overall this school is shit, but the best kinda of shit. Your classmates can become your siblings. This school is something.

Alex: “Hey Zach wanna go to park and ride tonight?”

Zach: “Nah, id rather not be a snotty Air Academy High School kid.”

by Lukeinsquid May 1, 2019

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Sawtry village academy

It is a royal shit hole that’s just had a new building built which is full of year 7s who have shit trims and over sized bags. The old headmaster was a sex god who shagged Daily in his school office and legend has it you can still see his spunk stains in the schools floors near the old headmasters office.

Wait what school do you go to

Sawtry Village Academy

Fucking hell you have definitely got it up the arse.

by Inter ya grandma October 16, 2019

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