under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

abeed

to begin something, especially work, think about doing, actually wanting to do it, then putting it off saying that you'd do it later, and eventually never getting around to it.

Person 1: Hey, you ever get around to finishing that essay?
Person 2: Nahhhhhhhhh, I abeeded it.

by abeed January 25, 2010

aben

A person with great insight of the future. The greatest son, a best friend, helpful mind and kindest of all. Artist and creative in many ways.

Do you have a friend? it needs to be like Aben

by Annie Tacker September 25, 2019

Absent

Something that I drank the other night that got me hella sick. If anyone knows what it is, please define it. Thanks.

"Hey, drink this."
"What is it?"
"Absent."
"Okay." Gross..
"Yeah, it's like drinking ecstacy."

by Tanzania August 25, 2006

Absentmindedstudentism

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.

Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.

by Mr. Alexander 34 November 5, 2010

omni-absent

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.

All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.

by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008

Abernathy

Bitch. A huge bitch.

"Oh my god, have you seen that guy?"
"Yeah- He's such an Abernathy-"

by King Buttfucker December 1, 2017