avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 3, 2020

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

"I will punch during Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969!"

by anonymous December 10, 2020

avocado

a tree. that all

an avocado a tree. don't miss on yo avo-cardio

by 16. August 9, 2019

Avocado

An Avocado is a name that shows how nice a person is, how gentle they can be... so take advantage of that and castrate their friends. Ug Ly H03

POV: your an avocado

by funny people always win n life March 10, 2021

Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020