The Australian Girl

When a man reaches DOWN UNDER his leg and back up between his legs to grab his junk and masturbate.

After tiring of the stranger, I decided to sample the southern hemisphere and gave myself The Australian Girl.

by Chilihelmet August 21, 2008

Australia

Australia is home to some of the most deadly animals in the world snakes, large salt water crocodiles, deadly spiders, box jellyfish, great white sharks, stingrays, bogans, hoons, wild weather

Australia: True meaning of death

by IGrayfoxI March 22, 2013

Australian Scarlet Woman

Where two guys go at it and one of them bites off the tip of the other guy's penis.

Dustin: Let's do the Australian Scarlet Woman.

Bryce: Okay, what is tha-AAAAAAAAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Dustin: That's the Australian Scarlet Woman.

by Mr. Wollamhs June 10, 2008

Astrology

Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet

Astrology
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.

by BananaTheSatan June 2, 2020

australia

australia is a great country with a diverse culture. good friendly people, good at almost every sport and one of the highest standards of living. nothing like america where they dont even have a proper health system.

australia spends thier money on important things like; education, health and employment where as america spends most of thier money on the military.

america is not such a great counrty.

by Weepin September 5, 2005

aussie kiss, australian kiss

it's a French kiss but given down under

i.e. cunnilingus

He promised an aussie kiss, Australian kiss during his pick up line and she asked if it was quite enjoyable.

by lantern January 25, 2007

Australian National University

A university created by the federal government in 1946 located in Canberra, Australia.Has a quite large campus with lots of nice trees and big concrete balls on the ground.According to the Times it's ranked 16th in the world (the first in Australia), thereby making it the best university in Australia. A somewhat rival is the University of Canberra. Has a good reputation, but still a bit... iffy. Abbreviated to 'ANU'. This leads to many hilarious acronyms and abbreviations (for example: "Australian National University Student" become "ANUS").

Dude #1: "Hey dude, what uni do you go to?"
Dude #2: "The Australian National University."
Dude #1: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Yeah, better than UC."
Dude #1: "Hey, I go to UC!"
Dude #2: "Awesome."

by medi48 April 5, 2008