Alumnophobia

Fear of graduating or of becoming an alumnus, especially in an uncertain job market and a society in which education is a substitute for titles of nobility.

A lot of 30 something community college students suffer from acute alumnophobia due to a lack of opportunities and the prestige of being a 'student' despite being broke.

by DreadneckofDreadnecks April 14, 2007

alugh

A really weird gay sex fetish loved by Singaporeans and Belgians

Dude I think they're into Alugh

by Frankthebeastinnit June 17, 2014

Aluminum

Aluminum is element number 13. It is in period 3 and group 13. Its atomic mass is 26.981539 and has a positive 3 ionic charge. It has a melting point of 1,221 degrees Fahrenheit and a boiling point of 4,478 degrees Fahrenheit. It is accounted for being 8% of the Earth's crust. Around 80% of every single Boeing-747 is entirely aluminum.

Jim: "Hey Randy, do you have any spare Aluminum?"
Randy: "Yes I do Jim. Here's some Aluminum for your Boeing-747!"

by Mr. Chemist September 20, 2019

Alun Welsh Syndrome

Someone who is impotent and suffers from errectile disfunction, or "can't come". Symptoms - abnormally large head, disportionally small legs, large ego, socially retarded, self-diagnosed dislexia, stunted growth. A tendacy to die young due to testicular explosions.

1. Alun Welsh
2. "You can't come??? Haha you're such an Alun!"
3. Alun Welsh Syndrome

by alun_"can't come"_welsh February 3, 2010

aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

by Saints September 20, 2003

aluminum ghetto

A trailer park usually in unkempt condition with old, beater mobile homes the residents of which work in working- class, blue collar, service or contruction jobs and seasonal employment jobs building homes for the ultra rich people or working in ritzy high-class, hoity toity resort areas serving, affluent high class clientle. Such trailer parks are often located a long distance from the jobs requiring long commutes for the workers.

John and his roommate Bill get up early each morning and leave their aluminum ghetto home for the long commute to work their jobs--John as a construction foreman and Bill as a restaurant cook in a ritzy, hoity-toity resort area.

by Ahina May 27, 2006

Subway Alumni

People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.

They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.

by Crazy Old Maurice November 22, 2010