A dull, lame type of person who literally whines about how he did anything good, like, who the fuck cares? As expectations, he is still a very caring and lovely person and an ideal friend to have (sometimes). It is scientifically proven that a Tony usually will get you in fights but later sorry you by buying you ice cream. What a pussy, I mean still he bought you ice cream, didn't he? As once in your life, everyone should have experience a Tony in their life.
Tony! That guy who you were friends with?
Yeah! He's great!
But did you know that he could be a BITCH sometimes?
I'm fine with that, I am still glad to have a friend like him!
Yeah! He's great!
But did you know that he could be a BITCH sometimes?
I'm fine with that, I am still glad to have a friend like him!
by MinecraftExpert101 April 4, 2019
Get the Tony mug.fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019
Get the Tony mug.A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
by pretty smart person and friend July 19, 2016
Get the Tony mug.A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
by The-ex February 4, 2010
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The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”
Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.
by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020
Get the Tony mug.Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.
Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!
Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!
by Prideus April 10, 2019
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